|girl:||babe come over|
|boy:||I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple|
|girl:||my parents aren't home|
So my mom posts a picture of baby-me with my father… who I’ve never met… on Facebook…
Yes, mom, let’s share this incredibly emotional, bitter-sweet thing on my fucking wall, that’s the appropriate venue for it. I’m not even mad, just sort of exasperated. People are so confusing. One minute it’s the unspoken rule that we don’t even talk about a thing, then the next there’s a very public post about it in my face. This is only the second or third picture of him I’ve ever seen, keep in mind.
On the other hand, it is a really wonderful picture.