girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

Also I got a new haircut and this is an easier way to show it than taking a truly quality selfie. I think my standards may be a bit high.

Also I got a new haircut and this is an easier way to show it than taking a truly quality selfie. I think my standards may be a bit high.


Maybe I should try paying attention in class one day…

Maybe I should try paying attention in class one day…


Lunch break :)

Lunch break :)


So my mom posts a picture of baby-me with my father… who I’ve never met… on Facebook…

Yes, mom, let’s share this incredibly emotional, bitter-sweet thing on my fucking wall, that’s the appropriate venue for it. I’m not even mad, just sort of exasperated. People are so confusing. One minute it’s the unspoken rule that we don’t even talk about a thing, then the next there’s a very public post about it in my face. This is only the second or third picture of him I’ve ever seen, keep in mind.

On the other hand, it is a really wonderful picture.


Having both a voracious appetite for fanfiction and incredibly high standards for writing is hard.


frektane:

when I find myself in times of trouble

Roxy Lalonde comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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Ugh, I’ve done the Online Dating thing again.

I mean no harm, but I feel compelled to say that the Tucson singles scene really needs to pick up its selfie-game. Seriously ladies, I’m not asking much, just make it in focus, well-lit, and preferably not in a bathroom mirror. The whole point is to attract people.


i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

lolinepeta:

i don’t want to spoil anything but john egbert is not stuck in his home

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If I didn’t live in fucking Arizona I would have worn my Hero of Light hoodie, but it’s a QUALITY 4/13 anyway.


Before I ruin it in inking, here! I really really like this, my folk-singer in the future OCs!

Before I ruin it in inking, here! I really really like this, my folk-singer in the future OCs!


I think I have a problem.

I think I have a problem.


Today is a day of overdone pen-doodles.

Not that every other day isn’t too, but…

Today is a day of overdone pen-doodles.

Not that every other day isn’t too, but…


Just finished my first job interview ever and I am so so so fucking relaxed.

Though, maybe that’s all the pills.

Just finished my first job interview ever and I am so so so fucking relaxed.

Though, maybe that’s all the pills.


Today is one of those “I was depressed yesterday and I’m in a much better mood but I neglected a bunch of responsibilities and now I have to deal with the consequences” days.

Me <3< Past Me    >:(